Here it is.
Jeff Jonson and Alexis Ross have completed their latest unnecessary
effort called Cafe Legs. A new boutique of sorts, it sits just about
eight feet east of Choke Motorcycle Shop on Normal Ave. and Virgil.
They will be opening one day each month in order to sell one item at
a time. Yep, limited to the max. Sorry for those of you who missed out
on the $2 joints last month. I've been told that they were quite tasty.
What about the dead stock Japanese moped locks with an advanced tumbling
system which is impervious to the old ball point pen trick.

Well enough of that flim-flam. This Saturday (March 7th) they are open
from 12-7 and will actually be selling a quality product.
CHOKE has produced 100 pairs of salvage denim jeans, sizes 28-36.
Think about if APC did a collaboration with JC Penny and you're about
half way there. They will also have espresso up and running again.
That's right, the old Choke espresso. However, don't come looking for
fancy foam maple leaves or hearts. Strictly Italian style.
No milk after noon. Cold beer for drinking buddies.

If you're in that neck of the woods,
drop in for a cigarette and the usual mild humor.